The Republic of Walisia island is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 951 million Walisia islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islandi. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Walisia islandian economy, worth 42.7 trillion Doloes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,896 Doloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Walisia islandian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, when their backs are against the walls Walisia islandians look out for gay men, and the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walisia island's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walisia island is ranked 65,685^th in the world and 3,437^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.